sen·or·it·is (noun) An affliction known to affect high school seniors whereby they devise elaborate plans to fake sickness and skip school in order to: 1. Enlist a few friends 2. Borrow a priceless 1957 Ferrari 3. Hit The Signature Lounge on the 96th floor of the John Hancock Center 4. Get cultured up at the Art Institute of Chicago 5. Get fed up on Rush Street by sausage kinging their way into a reservation 6. Catch a foul ball at a Cubs game 7. Stand atop a float in a parade while serenading thousands 8. All while avoiding an angry sister, a deranged principal, and racing back home in time to make sure your parents don’t get wise.
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sen·or·it·is (noun) An affliction known to affect high school seniors whereby they devise elaborate plans to fake sickness and skip school in order to: 1. Enlist a few friends 2. Borrow a priceless 1957 Ferrari 3. Hit The Signature Lounge on the 96th floor of the John Hancock Center 4. Get cultured up at the Art Institute of Chicago 5. Get fed up on Rush Street by sausage kinging their way into a reservation 6. Catch a foul ball at a Cubs game 7. Stand atop a float in a parade while serenading thousands 8. All while avoiding an angry sister, a deranged principal, and racing back home in time to make sure your parents don’t get wise.