Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son.
Frat-ast-ic (adjective)
i.e. bro, bruh, bras, brothers
It’s 1962. You’re rushing a fraternity at Faber College. You walk into the Omega Theta Pi house, but they’re militant and don’t like you, so you walk next door and discover the Delta Tau Chi House.
Then you pledge and you Toga! Toga! Toga! and you party, party, party! You food fight. You meet Otis Day and the Knights.
You narrowly avoid being kicked off campus multiple times and eventually when you run afoul of Dean Wormer’s Double Secret Probation and finally do get kicked off campus you plot your revenge and take down a parade.
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"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.... TOGA!"
You know how it goes.... At a 1962 college, Dean Vernon Wormer is determined to expel the entire Delta Tau Chi Fraternity, but those troublemakers have other plans for him. ─ You were all over Animal House when it came out or maybe joined the fan wagon late in the game but one thing is for sure you need this in your collection.
FEATURES: Animal House Premium Classic Graphic Tee
Material: Pre-Shrunk 100% Cotton
Feels Like: Comfy AF
Fit: True To Size
Printed in the USA
Machine Washable
Officially Licensed
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Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son.
Frat-ast-ic (adjective)
i.e. bro, bruh, bras, brothers
It’s 1962. You’re rushing a fraternity at Faber College. You walk into the Omega Theta Pi house, but they’re militant and don’t like you, so you walk next door and discover the Delta Tau Chi House.
Then you pledge and you Toga! Toga! Toga! and you party, party, party! You food fight. You meet Otis Day and the Knights.
You narrowly avoid being kicked off campus multiple times and eventually when you run afoul of Dean Wormer’s Double Secret Probation and finally do get kicked off campus you plot your revenge and take down a parade.
EXCLUSIVE & OFFICIALLY LICENSED
Support the legends, classics, and brands that made us fans. 100% Pop Culture - Officially licensed from your favorite iconic brands & properties.
Merch For Real Fans.
Our prints don’t just sit pretty—they bring your fandom to life. We use eco-friendly, water-based inks that stay bright, soft, and breathable. No cracking, no stiffness, no “do not machine wash” drama.
Print Specs:
Ultra-vivid hues with lasting pop
Eco-conscious, water-based ink tech
Soft feel with zero plastic shine.
Built to wash, wear, repeat.
Made to be worn, not left in the closet.
This isn’t just merch — it’s memories you can wear. From iconic throwbacks to what’s trending right now, every HYPER iCONiC piece is designed for fans who want to feel something. Whether it’s your favorite band tee, a tour you’ll never forget, or a cult classic that shaped your vibe, our apparel brings that moment back — softer, comfier, and built to live in.
Wear it loud. Wear it often. Just don’t let it sit in your closet.
Feel the Hype:
Like your favorite tee or hoodie, if it had main character energy.
Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk, and ready for reruns.
So soft it’s basically a hug from the past.
Customer Reviews
Overall rating: 4.7 / 5 from 3664 reviews.
Deliver what you advertise!
Packing slip says slim fit. No where in description did I see slim fit mentioned.
Description says shirt was 50% preshrunk polyester, 25% combed ring spun cotton, 25% rayon. What I received was 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
It was too late to exchange because I was going to concert. I spent every day I had this shirt before the concert trying to stretch it. I was so upset that I was sent slim fit.
I was unsure about purchasing at first because I only wear flat brim caps but I decided to give it a chance. And I'm definitely glad that I did this is better quality than I expected. The Ozzy Osbourne logo on the front of the cap is stitched in perfectly with great colors , I definitely recommend shopping here I will make another purchase soon. Thank you
I like how it looks, honestly I was so excited to receive it, and also it's very comfortable, I definitely would get more shirts like this in the future. I'm huge fan of the RE series and retro stuff so this one wins my vote.
FREAKING LOVE IT! PEOPLE ARE ALREADY SAYING HOW COOL IT IS, WHICH I ALREADY KNOW or I wouldn't have ordered it! Really glad it's COTTON, not cheap POLYESTER and it fits good!
