Animal House Drunk And Stupid T-Shirt

Animal House Drunk And Stupid T-Shirt - HYPER iCONiC

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son.

Frat-ast-ic (adjective)

i.e. bro, bruh, bras, brothers

It’s 1962. You’re rushing a fraternity at Faber College. You walk into the Omega Theta Pi house, but they’re militant and don’t like you, so you walk next door and discover the Delta Tau Chi House.

Then you pledge and you Toga! Toga! Toga! and you party, party, party! You food fight. You meet Otis Day and the Knights.

You narrowly avoid being kicked off campus multiple times and eventually when you run afoul of Dean Wormer’s Double Secret Probation and finally do get kicked off campus you plot your revenge and take down a parade.

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Animal House Drunk And Stupid T-Shirt

$35.00

Color: Navy

Navy

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"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.... TOGA!"

You know how it goes.... At a 1962 college, Dean Vernon Wormer is determined to expel the entire Delta Tau Chi Fraternity, but those troublemakers have other plans for him. ─ You were all over Animal House when it came out or maybe joined the fan wagon late in the game but one thing is for sure you need this in your collection.

DIRECTORS: John Landis • YEAR: 1978 • GENRE: Comedy • IMDB

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FEATURES: Animal House Premium Classic Graphic Tee

  • Material: Pre-Shrunk 100% Cotton
  • Feels Like: Comfy AF
  • Fit: True To Size
  • Printed in the USA
  • Machine Washable
  • Officially Licensed
SKU: ANM506S
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Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son.

Frat-ast-ic (adjective)

i.e. bro, bruh, bras, brothers

It’s 1962. You’re rushing a fraternity at Faber College. You walk into the Omega Theta Pi house, but they’re militant and don’t like you, so you walk next door and discover the Delta Tau Chi House.

Then you pledge and you Toga! Toga! Toga! and you party, party, party! You food fight. You meet Otis Day and the Knights.

You narrowly avoid being kicked off campus multiple times and eventually when you run afoul of Dean Wormer’s Double Secret Probation and finally do get kicked off campus you plot your revenge and take down a parade.

EXCLUSIVE & OFFICIALLY LICENSED

Support the legends, classics, and brands that made us fans. 100% Pop Culture - Officially licensed from your favorite iconic brands & properties.
Merch For Real Fans.

POP CULTURE FIRST

Variant Quantity Price Variant Total Delete
Navy / S
$35.00 $35.00
Navy / M
$35.00 $35.00
Navy / L
$35.00 $35.00
Navy / XL
$35.00 $35.00
Navy / 2XL
$35.00 $35.00
Navy / 3XL
$35.00 $35.00
Navy / 4XL
$35.00 $35.00
Navy / 5XL
$35.00 $35.00
Navy / 6XL
$35.00 $35.00
Navy / LT
$35.00 $35.00
Navy / XLT
$35.00 $35.00
Navy / 2XLT
$35.00 $35.00
Navy / 3XLT
$35.00 $35.00
Navy / 4XLT
$35.00 $35.00

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